The advertisement for subs was incredibly tempting, but I walked out with a fried pie. The girl at the register said that strawberry and cream cheese was the best flavor. She was right. Even though it weighed a ton, the crust was surprisingly light and airy. The filling combination reminded me of Toaster Strudels that I used to eat in junior high. This was a very good thing.
After a few bites we buckled up and forged on.
Quote of the hour: After washing my hands in the gas-station restroom. “Seriously, smell my hands. They smell like a man. Or man-soap or something.”